battle troll

N. A large, ugly female that usually cohabitates with smaller, more attractive female companions. The battle troll is typically a hairy mouth-breather that is a backup offensive guard for the local university's football team. A battle troll will become larger, uglier and hairer the more you drink. The heinous cackle of a battle troll will make any virile young man's testicles retreat into the stomach for safety.

She will never procreate because her vagina looks like a gorilla salad.

Gertrudle, the local battle troll has fat rolls that spill over the bar stool, protecting her attractive friends in a force field of repugnance.

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