Cornwall

County in south west England containing areas such as St Ives, Lizard's point, Lands End and Falmouth. It is very beautiful and attracts many tourists, despite being filled with silly people who say things like "OOO-arrr" and think that they are a nation as opposed to an English Duchy. People here tend to be quite gullable - Cornwall is the only county in the United Kingdom to be represented by a whole slate of LidDem MPs - people here have fallen for the "All things to all men"stance by this single issue (ie anti-war) un patriotic organisation, supported by silly media lefties in the BBC or Channel 4

Cornish man 1:Ooo-arr what ya doin' the day in beauttieful Cornwall?
Cornish man 2: Just chewin' on this stalk of grass to take bits of thon pastie out of my teeth.
Cornish man 1: Wharr! Aren't you goin' to vote for thon yella boys?
Cornish man 1: Arr!

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