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The Crucifix

An advanced masturbation technique where the individual sticks his penis in a pre-made hole on the dominant hand (both hands work as well, especially if the individual is ambidextrous)

Man 1: Dude! Did you see Tom last night?

Man 2: No, what happened?

Man 1: I caught him doing the crucifix at church!

by ParentalWarning March 15, 2016

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