dirty shaley

When you take the oldest leftovers you have in your fridge and cram them into a girls asshole, then viciously pound her slop bucket until you release your special sauce and feed it to her afterwards.

She said she was hungry, so I made her a dirty Shaley

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dirty nicky

When you make them dress up as a maid, pick the absolute biggest pineapple possible, and shove it as far as you can, without lube, up their asshole.

They said they like it rough, so I gave them the dirty Nicky

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Josh

The bestest and sexiest boyfriend in the whole wide universe. He has a huge dick and knows how to use it. Also the sweetest and most caring guy ever. Did I mention he has a big dick? Anyway I love him the moistest and he's also the best dad in the entire world to his kids. He has the biggest kindest heart and also a big dick

Josh has a huge penis