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Butternut Squash

When the woman is riding the man in reverse cowgirl, and the man starts rubbing her anus with his thumb in a counter clockwise motion just as she orgasms.

Gave Sarah the old Butternut Squash last night. She came so hard I had to carry her to her car.

by ParkerKills October 25, 2020


Fuck Truffle

The concealed remnants of bodily fluid left after sex.
A piece of shit of a person and a complete waste of atoms.
Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is a Fuck Truffle.

by ParkerKills October 25, 2020

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Thots and Players

A somehow Less sincere version of "Thoughts and Prayers".

Oh, your racist, republican, covid denier grandpa got Coronavirus? Thots and players man, thots and players

by ParkerKills October 25, 2020

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