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Cringe

noun: The facial expression a person makes when they find something disturbing or uncomfortable, or possibly if they are in pain.

verb: To make a facial expression showing discomfort.

Jackson cringed as he viewed the extremely violent video footage.

by ParkourFactor March 3, 2018

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@$#!%

Often used in comics, images, or videos as a suggestion/censorship of bad language.

Some dude: *drops iPhone in water* "@$#!%"

by ParkourFactor May 2, 2016


food photographer

A person who takes a picture of every single meal he/she eats and posts it on a social media, usually Instagram.

"Of all the types of people who use Instagram, the Food Photographer is probably the most bizarre."

by ParkourFactor April 2, 2016


fridgestuffer

A person who buys so much food that fitting all of it in the fridge seems impossible to anyone else, yet he/she always finds a way to stuff it all in.

"My mother is a talented fridgestuffer. Our fridge is jam-packed full of food right now and I'll bet anything that she could still fit another jar of peanut butter inside."

by ParkourFactor April 2, 2016


Stairsheimer's

Similar to Kitchenheimer's, a portmanteau of 'stairs' and 'Alzheimer's'. Forgetfulness that occurs due to going up or down stairs. The two most common types are:

1. Directional Stairsheimer's. This is when you can't remember if you just walked down the stairs or if you were about to go up.
2. Situational Stairsheimer's. This is when you come down the stairs to get or do something, but forget what that thing is as soon as you get to the bottom. Then you go back up the stairs and immediately remember what it is.

Husband: Why are you going up and down the stairs?
Wife: My Stairsheimer's is acting up. I'm trying to remember what I walked downstairs to do.

by ParkourFactor March 3, 2018


Weights for Dates

Going to the gym to pick up girls.

Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."

by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016


Urban Dictionary editors

Seriously why the f*ck were any of these other definitions for this accepted

Salty UD user: W0W URB4N D!CT!ON4RY 3D!T0R$ R $0 DUM
Urban Dictionary editors: Yea this is legit

by ParkourFactor November 25, 2017