teamwork

There is no I in drunk.

Tommy is drunk, lets use teamwork to carry him to the car

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de_dust

The thing "Another one Bites"

Another one bites de_dust
Another one bites de_dust
And another one gone
And another one gone
Another one bites de_dust
HEY! I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites de_dust

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derdeen

A unit of length equivalent to thirteen inches.

1) I got a derdeen inch knife.

2) Ben, that guy looks like you, except he has derdeen inches.