Protector

The male at the party that sticks with and or follows his female prey throughout the duration of the party. The "protector" ,however, is not the one who hooks up with the female. He merely follows and watches over her, ridding her of all other men that look to take his meal, only to lose her towards the end of the party to the man that has not made an attempt on even flirting with this girl. The protector also feels the need to justify his actions by saying he is almost "in" or that they are "bestfriends" and he is helping her stay "faithful". He should also be viewed as the most annoying male at the party due to his need to "cling" or "cockblock" other males with a much stronger mac-game. If the protector fails to get his dick wet with this girl, no one shall.

Karl: dude help me get vanessa away from sheldon, he wont leave her alone and she wants to hook up

Travis: dude i dont know why sheldon always wants to be the protector man, he needs to accept that she isnt going to hook up with him. Its been 2hours!!

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