hop off my dick

Stop being a faggit.

I told the homosexual "hop off my dick"! Because i did not like that he was hitting on me.

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club jesus

(Noun). Christian church.

"what R U doing this sunday?" Oh, I'm going to the club. "What club?" Club Jesus!!!

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shake my can

(Verb). To bother, annoy.

Stop shaking my can!!! Ay, yo don't shake my can!

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(man/girl) jerky

(Noun) the scar tissue that weird people peel off and eat.

(man/girl) jerky:
I caught Jim eating his own man jerky.
I saw Britney playing with her girl jerky.

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