Work and Play

The worst possible answer to give when someone asks what you've been up to. You think you sound cool, but really, you just sound like an unoriginal moron.

Q) Sum up your holiday in one word?

A) Work and Play.

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Joeserver Effect

Similar to the observer effect in physics, the very act of one person saying they will attend an event can cause all other people who were going to attend to change their minds. Has been known to ruin entire parties.

<Dave> Man, this party is going to be awesome, are you guys coming?
<Adrian> I'll be there
<Joe> I'm coming!
<Adrian> Actually wait, I just realised I had something on
<Dave> Damn, the Joeserver effect!