ass luge

A method of drinking consisting of at least three people, one of whom must be naked, and any sort of alcohol. The naked individual stands hunched over, about 45 degrees, so that the naked person's back is arched with a downward slope. One person is designated the pourer. It is the pourer's job to pour alcohol down the back of the naked person (the luge, as it's called). The third person lays down on the ground face up in a position and tries to catch the alcohol that jumps off the naked person's ass in their mouth.

This can easily be turned into a game (e.g. drinking game of who can catch more or properly predict where the spout will land).

My girlfriend, her friend and I were playing ass luge the other night to finish up the left over vodka, but my girl said that the vodka burned her asshole when it was poured down.

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frankation

To purposely avoid contact with a friend for a certain period of time.

If you want to know why we didn't call you from Las Vegas, it is because we needed a frankation from you.

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Danny up

It is like manning up, but way more manly. A level of manliness that even the word "manliness" can't stack up to.

I tried to get Frank to go talk to the girl by telling him to man up. That didn't work, so I told him he should Danny up. He got the girl and two of her friends.

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