Ass-Gum

Ass-Gum: Ass-gum is gum that has been placed within the back pocket of a individual, and sat on. Thus, the gum has became dis-formed, and in some rare instances, smells unpleasant because the subject who processes the gum has farted.

Mike - "Hey Bill, can I have some of that gum please?"

Bill - "Sure Mike, any time."

Tom - "Don't eat that Mike! That's Ass-gum!"

Mike - "Nasty dude, ew, I ain't eating that anymore."

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Wack the Bird

Male masterbation. Commonly used as a slang term describing the sexual acts of one, like "Beat the Meat."

Dude, beat the meat is so out of style, use Wack the Bird.
I Wack the Bird every time I see her.

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Waso

Waso (Noun): A put down to another person after they do something foolish.

Mike - "I called Chris a waso after he face planted the wall."
Bill - "Chris is a dumbass."

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