Chia bich

Is what you call a exesive amount of pubic hair so bad you can't stick your dick into the vagina.

Gary I tell you don't fuck Sofia she is a Chia bich.

scrappycat

The sexual act of when a girl gives you a blow job and gets the pubes all in her teeth. Later she may use the pubes for floss. Or to keep for later DNA to prove the child is yours. Scrappycats give a 50/50 chance of death

Tina, I gave Dylan a scrappycat last night.

the craigining

Adjective
Describes a dark age that the whole earth and universe has been taken over. The all mighty Craig which will awake from his almighty slumber. Fights to the death to take over the one rightful universe. Until the big kirk comes in to stop him to end the age of Craig.

Oh god the craigining is among us.
Mrs. Mcguiness what is the craigining?