slutistics

A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.

There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass bitches wont pull their own weight.

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spoo-gile'

An Italian phrase, spoo-gile (spoo-g-lay) is used to describe the phenomenon that occurs when a man cums in the shower andthe water turns his spoo into an ultra-sticky white film that is nearly impossible to wash off.

After Chuck shot his load on Donovans back in the shower, Dovovan tried to wash it away but the water simply turned the cum into spoo-gile' and it would not wash away.

vaginal porridge

Similar to a cream pie only done during a womans period. When a man cums inside a woman on her period, the woman then forces the blood/cum mixture out of her vagina.

Chuck eats vaginal porridge for breakfast every morning.

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