Triple-winky-itis

Condition where you blink very fast and uncontrollably for appx. 350 times per minute.

Possibility of being diagnosed from any age, except at birth.

Condition is very rare.

Currently no cure for this certain condition, but can be treated by simply cutting off your eyelids, or keeping your eyes closed for life.

Basically, if you have this condition you are screwed. You should either kill yourself or get killed with this condition

Friend 1: bruh why are you blinking so much you look like you’re having a seizure?
Friend 2: I got diagnosed with triple-winky-itis a couple days ago. Lol