Plunder

The act of stealing useless shit that makes no sense to steal

Usually useless items like: stop signs (road signs), traffic cones, park benches, political lawn signs, fire hydrants, news papers, mailboxes, railroad beams,

*must serve no purpose to the new owner and cannot be sold to make money

Guy 1: they’re doing a ton of road work in my neighborhood

Guy 2: hey let’s plunder all of the traffic cones they put out

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An Ol’ Lean down

When a female leans forward, causing her shirt to gracefully fall away from her body, revealing her clevage

Friend 1“Bud, we were in class and she had a big shirt on so we saw her tits when she grabbed her backpack”
Friend 2: “ Oh you mean an ol’ lean down”

Don't worry about it!

A term used to defend why you choked your girl friend. Can be applied to any situation in which you would rather not answer questions. Works to your advantage because people who asked you the question don't even realize you avoided answering the question. For best results use while wearing a tophat

Mott: Hey Devon where were you last week?
Devon: Don't worry about it!
Mott: Wow I can't believe the rumors that you strangled your girlfriend are false.

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