Sanitized

To get hammered off germ killing anti-bacterial hand sanitizer.

J: Dude last night I drank three quarts of germ-x. I was so sanitized.

C: Holy shit bro, you better slow down or you'll be hospitalized!

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Constructive Clitisism

When a woman gives you proper advice in preforming oral sex on her.

"It was my first time going down on Jane last night. I wasn't doing it right but it's okay. She gave me constructive clitisism so I could preform better."