Cincinatti Surprise

When you take a shit in a pillow case and beat someone over the head with it several times.

Billy was bein' an ass so i gave him the ol' Cincinnati Surprise!

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Fake Bake

Tanning at a tanning Salon

"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"

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creepy

obsessed in a St Louis Cardinal fan kinda way

Those cards fans sure are creepy!

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Pater

(1)a blustering browbeating person; especially : one habitually cruel to others who are weaker
(2)one who commits acts of violence

That guy is such a Pater, he pushed that old lady down the stairs and then kicked that American Bald Eagle

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kaisered

To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much

"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"

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HBing

Posting to see if you missed anything exciting on a message board.

"Sup dudes? Did I miss anything exciting this morning?"

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bundle of wood

a male that prefers the emotional/physical companionship of other males. A homosexual

Derived from "faggot"

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