Phat ERA

An excellent penis that will satisfy your every need...

Belinda: Jacob I want that Phat ERA
Jacob: SoRrY I CaNt SuPpLy ThAt NoW, I'm iN a BiG gAmE oF sEiGe!
Belinda: Fine I'll get the boys...
Jacob: MaD InViTe BrUh

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Fire+Water

When fire needs water to activate.
Sex God: "bro the fire needs water to activate WALLAH!"
Italian Dog: "Oh yeah cuz!?"
Polish Dog: (tries burning water) "ITS NOT WORKING!!! OI, ITS NOT WORKING! "
... :/

Fire+Water=Mc'Lit