Fuck-Ass-Koala

n.fuk ass ko-ah-lah A term used to describe a fucking koala bear who talks shit.

Ex1: person1)Look at that shmoe over yander.
person2) Yeah, he's a fuck-ass-koala.

Ex2: Pat: your a Uteran Wall McGraw!
Duker: dude, your a fuck-ass-koala

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Angry Jedi

Whilst having anal sex with a female hop on her back and tell her "strong with the force young skywalker is". Then as she complains tell her, "that is why you fail". Then, remove your weiner and commense hitting her in the head with it until you cum in her hair.

"Did you hear what padame or panda bear or whatever the fuck her name is did with darth vader?"

"NO?!"

"They did the angry Jedi, and afterwards did the Angry Pile of Sith."

"OMGZZZZZ!"

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