Gunthers

A term for the lymph nodes on the sides of your neck.

Patrick, "Hey Kevin, my lymph nodes have been swollen from the flu I caught. You can feel them, check it out"

Kevin, "Chill out man, stop messing with your Gunthers, you'll only inflame them worse.

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Dusty spur

Going at it missionary style the man tosses flour in the woman's face, pulls out and hits her with a money shot, then yells yehaw as he thrusts his heel into her vagina.

Randy got drunk and gave his old lady the dusty spur behind the bar last night.

PORKBUTT

a VERY large person (male or female, young or old).

After eating at the 24 hour buffet, Sally realised that she is indeed a true pork butt.

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porcelain jesus

Any toilet in which one part takes in excretion.

Ex.

To shit or piss
To throw up

Fuck , did you see Rihanna sucking Charlie Sheens cock on the porcelain jesus? Dude got a blumpkin! LEGENDARY!

BABP

See ABP. BABP is bloody acid butt piss. The condition is much worse.

Please excuse Kenny from school today. He was sick last night with BABP. Thanks.

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Lobster diving

Sexual position in which the man performs cunnilingus while simultaneously tweaking the nipple making the nom nom nom noise.

Eric was lobster diving Beth when she farmed.

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monkeygirl

A person who does not have a specific role at the office place, therefore does odd jobs, i.e: Filing, soda runs, faxing, making phone calls, etc.

Very mindless tasks.

Works for little (or no) pay.

Angela V. hates being the monkeygirl but that's just the way it has to be.

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