Uzman

The dankest and most professional way to refer to someone

John: “What is uzman doing”
Steve: “Idk, lemme ask him”

“Uzman, what u up to?”
Peter: “Oh I’m just finishing off my madting for soundcloud”
Steve: “Uzman is making another shit rap”
John: “Oh, I see”

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Yillion

A number bigger than quintillion and slightly smaller than infinity

Guy 1: Yo uzman, how much yen do you think I would get for 1 billion pounds

Guy 2: IDK, probably like a yillion Yen