near miss

Someone that is so close to being a spa.

Ali is a dense fucker. Man, he must have been a near miss.

Boober

A special person for Paul. Can also be refered to as a Chicken.

Fiona is a Boober. Therefore Fiona is a Chicken.

nodder

Yet another term for a blow job.

I had a wicked nodder last night!

nodder

Yet another term for a blow job.

I had a wicked nodder last night!