wontfix

A polite way to say, "Forget it," in response to a work request.

Yep. I just marked that bad boy WONTFIX and sent it back to the business unit.

honey do list

A list of chores assigned by one's primary companion, sweetheart, and honey pot.

Nah, Dude. I can't. I got a honey do list long enough to keep me home for the whole summer and into deer hunting season.