snoozebender

During a snoozebender, the sleeper is known to enter a blissful state of hibernation, where time and space lose all meaning. When coming out of a snoozebender, the only things that can coax the sleeper back to the land of the living are the promise of a delicious meal or a pressing need to use the restroom.

It's not recommended to engage in a snoozebender if you have important things to do, but if you're feeling rebellious, lazy or just in need of a break, then go for it! Just don't forget to set an alarm or you might snoozebend yourself into the next week.

After a long night of partying, I spent the whole next day on a snoozebender, chugging Zzz's like they were shots of tequila.

Toothpasting

The act of applying toothpaste containing TiO2 (titanium dioxide) to the nipples or genitals, for a unique "high" effect. Causes severe spacial distortion, loss of balance, hallucinations, etc.

"hey, ever tried toothpasting?"
"dude, me and mike tried pasting last night, it blew my mind"

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