Nogi

A "uniform" for training Brazilian Jiujitsu without the gi. Typically comprised of a rash guard and board shorts over spatz.

"Are we training gi or nogi tonight coach?"
-"We're working heel hooks, so definitely nogi."

Jits

Short for Brazilian Jiujitsu. Not to be confused with Japanese Jiujitsu.

"Hey bro, you going to jits tonight?"

-"only if it's nogi, brah."

Mom Water

A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.

1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"

"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."

2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."

"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."