Love

A lie.

Nature's way of telling your body to reproduce. The government's way of getting you to stimulate the economy.

Love sucks.

Nogging

Nogging; to nog.

Nogging is the act of giving someone oral sex. It can be applied to men and women.

Comes from 'noggin', which means head. Another term for giving oral sex is giving 'head'.

Last night, I was nogging Miranda. After a while she got bored and nogged me too.