Green Church

Slang for Bunnings Warehouse, an Australian hardware store chain.

You got any cable ties?

Nah, might have to duck down the Green Church. Need a new screwdriver anyway.

Cutly

Australian slang meaning 'couple of', especially when referring to beers.

Keen for a cutly this arvo?

Garn.

Unsureskin

The unsureskin is the tip of a penis of a man whose circumcision status is unknown.

Man 1: Bro, are you circumcised?

Man 2: To be honest, bro, I don't really know.

Man 1: So do you have foreskin?

Man 2: No, I have an unsureskin.

Decylindrification

The act of decylindrifying an object. That is, to cause a cylindrical object to become no longer cylindrical. Coined by linguistics professor John Henderson.

Stepping on a can will lead to its decylindrification.