Rip Torn

(v) the act of blowing all future chances of receiving job you want because you accidently rip your pants on the way to a job interview;
(n)a persons name after said act of tearing pants wide open, to the point where boxers are visable.

(Question) Hey, isn't that Rip Torn? I heard he pissed his pants at a job interview because he was so nervous.
(Answer) No he didn't piss his pants. He ripped them wide open and people were looking right at his italian sausage.

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