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Unsightly breasts on an ugly person
The cottage cheese chuggers were so repulsive on that swamp donkey that I would rather be breast fed by my own grandmother
An unattractive, overweight person that applies a snapchat filter to every selfie they take to attempt to make themselves attractive to anyone that sees the picture. Often used on dating websites to increase hit rate.
I was expecting to meet a slender, attractive girl with the skin of cleopatra. Instead I realised I'd agreed to a date with a snapchatopotamus.