Bird

You should know what a bird is by now.

Joe: "I'm thinking of getting a pet bird."
Dan: "A bird? What's a bird?"
Joe: "...Are you serious?"
Dan: "Yeah?"
Joe: "..."
Dan: "...What?"

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Lemon Demon (band)

Lemon Demon is a band given to us by the holy lord Neil Cicierega. Cicieragea? Cicieroga? Nobody can spell that. The most astonishing musical composition engendered by Lemon Demon is - in my personal opinion - Two trucks, conspicuously. The ardency between these two trucks is just astonishing! The way they hold hands, the way they make love..

Aaron: "Hey, what's Lemon Demon (band)?"
Me: "The best, most astounding, great, extraordinary band ever. Okay, let me introduce you to it, let's commence with Touch Tone Telephone. A musical composition about a curious, nervous theorist about to tell all his theories to someone.. *continues to ramble about the musical composition*"
Aaron: "Okay..maybe we'll start with this one called Cabinet Man, it looks less..complex?"
Me: "Oh, that's a personal favorite! The storyline is great, about an arcade machine with organs inside of it."
Aaron: "What?"

Junko Enoshima

SPOILERS FOR DANGANRONPA (all games) BELOW!

A crazy woman (and mastermind) from the game series "Danganronpa". She has a robotic bear named Monokuma, who she basically uses as some sort of puppet to ruin people's lives.

DESPAIR.

Guy1: "Who's Junko Enoshima?"
Guy2: "Despair-addicted ass."
Guy1: "....Huh?!"

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Donald Trump

A crusty old man who resembles Garfield the cat.

Nobody likes him. If you do like him... get away from me!
People who like him are fortnite-obsessed children who normally say stuff like "❄ Snowflake" when somebody gets "pressed" about something stupid they said.

Child: "Trump2020"
SmartPerson1: "On a gravestone."
SmartPerson2: "No, child, you are dumb."
Child: "WHAT?! OMG, SNOWFLAKES ❄❄❄❄❄!! PRESSED OVER NOTHING!!!!!"
Smartperson2: "Okay, but you're the only 'pressed' person here.."
Child: "TRUMP2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Donald Trump will make America great again!"

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The Beep test

NO, NO, PLEASE GOD, NO!
You're lucky if you haven't done this, and I'm assuming you haven't considering you've looked it up on here. It's a test in which people (usually students doing this for P.E.) running back and forth between two points 20m apart. Each run must be synchronized with a pre-recorded audio track which plays beeps (hence the name 'beep test') at regular intervals.

PEteach: "Okay guys, time for The Beep test!"
Everyone: "oh no."