Tuna Fingers

Noun-

When you finger fuck a vagina so much your fingers get wrinkled and pruned.

Hugh G. Rection: "hey Pedro why are your fingers wrinkled and pruned did you just go swimming"
Pedro: no I just have tuna fingers because I was with my girlfriend for a couple hours.

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bologna necktie

The act of choking your partner with your "Bologna" (Penis/Strap on)

Pedro: "Hey Jim what are you doing today"
Jim: "just going to go home and give Martha a nice bologna necktie"