Brown Surfer

Someone who surfs the internet while taking a dump on the tiolet at the same time.

I was over at Steve's house earlier and when he went to the bathroom he took his laptop. I had no idea he was a "Brown Surfer!" That is just dirty!

text trap

When someone sends you a text message and you write them back the a second later they call you and you have to pick up the phone because they know you have your phone.

I was at the movie with jacob when Becca text trapped me. I texted her to let her know what we were doing tomorrow and then she called me!

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