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(Or to blimp) The act of engaging in a feeder fetish in which the feedee is fed helium gas after each meal. Therefore, filling them out like a blimp. This term stems from the old germanic "blymp" meaning a "thickened bladder of sheep." Shepherds would often take these bladders with them to ward off wenches. Interestingly, the Hindenburg explosion led to the popularity of this practice... in the bedroom. Bitches loved that swoll mother fucker, am I right.
Language, like a fine wine, does not diminish with the passage of time, but only gains complexity and subtlety. Blimping, like the art of rhetoric itself, is a skill that can only develop with protracted, sustained, and almost VIOLENT practice. Inflate me... inflate me like the balloon of your LOVE. Your sex love.
Jessica and I got into some kinky shit last night. Turns out she really likes being fed Domino's pizza. Turns out she REALLY likes to be fed helium out of Dollar Store balloons. She into that blimp blimp. She like blimping erryday.
Tod. Jeff. Tina. Ralph. Stephen. Howard. Jane. Paul. Patty. Probably Dan. Jeff... oh wait...
Dan... What a non celebrity...
Hear me out--someone who has consumed so much cum (or jizz) that they have to vomit it back up. May also refer to when frosty the snow man drank too much orange juice and used himself as a projectile to punish the young whipper-snappers (probably Jeff).
I eagerly gave unto him my acidic reverse dirty snowball. He didn't hate it.