Temple of the Gay

A ceremonial gathering of men that includes various prostrations under a setting of worship for the male body normally accompanied by a costly monthly subscription.
Likely a holy site for the twink variety.

Notable prostrations at these temples includes: lifting a heavy mass of weights designed specifically for the body part in question, running in place on a hamster like treadmill like device, taking muscle pumped selfies in front of a mirror.

"Hey bro I'm about to get some prostrations in at the local Temple of the Gay"
"Hey man we should try and get in shape by joining our Temple of the Gay!"
"I've been feeling like fat piece of sh*t lately, I think I'm going to start my worship at the Temple of the Gay again"

Trail Twink

A term coined by two 21st century outdoors-men frequently coming into contact with young shirtless seemingly muscle pumped human males sometimes sporting questionable clothing styles along popular hiking routes in the USA.

Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.

Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”

These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.

Hey man did you notice those two excited Trail Twinks passing by?

trail hoes

Single females in a group of 2 or more that are generally young and sexually open to new experiences that you and your buddy meet on a hiking trail or expedition through a National Park or general outdoor excursion.

They make for great hiking partners and like to have a "good" time after dark which can provide for a more interesting experience on your journey.

Bro1: Hey Bro let's get ready for the big adventure at the beautiful national park this coming weekend.
Bro2: You bet man it's going to be a great time and maybe we will meet some trail hoes while we are at it!