Sunoco

Sunoco is a fuel company headquartered in Philadelphia. They have a brand of convenience stores and gas stations, A-Plus. Some A-Plus stations have hot oatmeal bars, which are the work of Jesus himself.

"I went to the Sunoco for some hot oatmeal. It was a miracle."

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because that's the way it is

The most bullshit phrase ever to enter existence. Sometimes used when no actual reason is had.

"Why can't gay people get marries?"
-"Because that's the way it is."
"Why can't women vote?"
-"Because that's the way it is."
"Why can't I sit on my knees at the dinner table?"
-"Because that is the way it is."

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