pwn goal

When scoring a beautiful goal in your own goal.

Guy 1: Did you see that!?!?!
Guy 2: Yeah! Pwn goal!

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Hobama

If Obama ever gonna do what president Clinton did... have sex with a female any other than his wife.

Did you hear Obama had sex with that lady?? She's a Hobama!

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tour aids

A band touring, when suddenly illness kick in.

Itchy concrete eyeballs and razor throat. Clogged nostrils and stiffass neck. Tour aids sets in!

Scamburger

When paying to much for a hamburger.

Guy 1: I payed 10$ for my hamburger last night!!!

Guy 2: Hahaha you ate a scamburger x)

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Obamac

The President Burger! Makes the old Big Mac taste like shit.

I`ve been eating Big Mac for years, and can`t get enough! Until I tried the new Obamac!! And daaaaaamn! That`s a burger!

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