The Eye Contact Rule

The Eye Contact Rule is simple. If one finds that they are engaging in a homosexual act, as long as they don't make eye contact it isn't gay.

Friend 1: Bro did you suck his dick?

Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Bro you're fucking gay as shit

Friend 2: It isn't gay, we didn't make eye contact. The Eye Contact Rule applies.

Or

"It isn't gay if you don't look them in the eyes though."

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