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jerk

The third derivative of distance with respect to time; the rate of change of acceleration.

"What's the derivative of jerk?"
"Uh... asshole?"

by Pedant April 24, 2005

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hegemony

How the gardeners will take over the world

"How did that gardener pay for those guns?"
"Hegemony"

by Pedant March 28, 2005

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graunch

To spoil an object by carelessness or ignorance or both.

"He graunched up my new kitchen whilst fitting it"

by Pedant April 14, 2004

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