Pork Pie Hat

A sexual maneuver in which after giving the female a creampie the male proceeds to attach a ham to the top of his head through the use of tape, string or other means. The male then thrusts his ham-topped-head into the female's vagina giving himself a pork(cream)pie hat. Removal of the ham is purely optional.

Girl 1: I accidentally a whole pork pie hat.
Girl 2: You accidentally what?
Girl 1: A whole pork pie hat.
Girl 2: That's bad can you even walk straight?
Girl 1: It's starting to itch.
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Guy 1: So I was giving this girl a pork pie hat when-
Jerome: WHAT ARE YA DOING!? YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT GIVING PORK PIE HATS IN THE BAND ROOM! YOU'RE GIVING ME HEADACHE.
Guy 1: Geez, I'm sorry it's just she really enjoyed it.
Jerome: Thank you very much, thank you very much.
Girl 1: Seriously it's really itching bad

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