King Chris Maguire

Sunderland’s Biggest shagger and the biggest shithouse in the EFL. Scores fucking bangers for fun aswell

Fucking hell I wish we had signed King Chris Maguire

Will Varley

Aycliffes most middle class man. Too posh for Carmel so he’s fucking off to barney or yarm for 6th form.

Hello young sir I am Will Varley and my dads an orthopaedic surgeon

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Wyke

A 6ft2 smoggie buer who is a fucking boyo up front for sunlun

Drink beak and Charlie Wyke

Deckies

The local lefoil chiller spot that local dossers go to for a joint and a beng on a Friday night, although at any point during the week little charvas can be seen smoking roaches and giving each other blowbacks.

Hew coming Deckies Friday ya cumdumpster

Bentham

A really shitty cheap brand of curtains you can buy from Any door to door salesman, tbh just stink of green and covered in ginger hairs. Wouldn’t touch if you haven’t had herpes vaccinations

Oh my god you haven’t got bentham curtains have u