Dancerbate

Masturbating while performing a dance number to your choice of "Dancing Queen" by ABBA, or "My Humps" by the black eyed peas. If performed to any other song you're just a sick pervert.

I dancerbate with a carefully choreographed kick-line routine

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Disasterbate

Masturbating in the middle of a natural or man-made disaster.

I was a real fighter committing to a disasterbate session through the category 5 hurricane.
As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate

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Procrastibate

Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand

I procrastibate on my math text book so frequently that it doesn't open anymore