Jobby

Scots, Faeces, rubbish.

Ah'm gonnae jobby masel. That film wis pure jobby. C'mere ya wee jobby. Or for instance, tartin' up hooses in a cooncil scheme: "Aye well, ye cannae polish a jobby".

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cori robinson

she took my virginity in a portajohn

cori fucked me and liked it

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data fuck

short sersponse from the phrase what the fuck?

what the fuck are u douin?
Data fuck- i'm douing this

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horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.

I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.

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cumbucket

The vagina

I rammed my manmeat deep inside her cumbucket.

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Lerner's Mom

1.The mother of the red-headed jewish albanian.
2.Woman who's pornography alias is "Iliiterate Douche Towel"
3.A synonym for anal princess
4.A sex position where the woman tucks her feet behind her ears as a guy shits in her mouth

Ex.1
Midshipman 1 - "Hey, what'd you do last night?"
Midshipman 2 - "Nothin really, just gave some chick a 'Lerner's Mom.'"

Ex.2
I met this chick last night, she's a real Lerner's mom if you catch my drift.

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Kazuzu

a strange person, who is always "o_o" despite the things around him, has a gay long hair too, and looks lige girl xDDDD

"mierda marico, vistes ke esa tipa exploto de la sifilis ke agarro en una orgia con 234234 hobres???"

"kazuzu: o_o"
"kazuzu: omg, lol o_o"

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