Voidundschtül

Verb: the act of peeing and/or pooping
Noun: a facility that accommodates the act of peeing and/or pooping

Verb: “Man, those beers and brats have got me needing to voidundschtül soon!”
Noun: “My bladder is past capacity… Where is the nearest voidundschtül?”

Vaginal Sneeze

When you have contractional all frothy vaginal release during a valsalva manuveuer.

While laughing heartily in the movie theater, I experienced a vaginal sneeze.

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