warm bread

A big fresh healthy shit.

Are you hungry? How about some nice warm bread?

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doing the wild thing

Fucking your brains out.

Hopefully with a partner. (Not the inflatable kind.)

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elevator

What you need to get from the bottom of my dick all the way to the top.

Don't worry, there's a fence around the viewing platform on the top floor to keep anyone from falling to their death.

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fogging icehole

A term associated with ice fishing where you are trying to find the holes that you previously drilled through the ice but can't, due to heavy fog.

Wife: "I thought you were going ice fishing today."
Hubby: "I was but some fogging icehole took my spot."

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jerksauce

Semen produced from pleasuring ones self.

Dumbass(at the drive thru): "I'll have the Chicken McNuggets and a Coke."
Smartass: "Want fries with that?"
Dumbass: "Yeah, throw in some dipping sauce too."
Smartass: "We have a new flavor called Jamacian jerksauce. Do you want to try some?"
Dumbass: "Sure."
Smartass: "Your order will be ready in just a few minutes."

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spit or swallow

Term refering to what choice you make as to what to do with a mouthful of male love juice.

Either way you are a cocksucking slut.

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praying at the porcelin alter

Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.

Services beging following Happy hour.

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