Mackenzied

When you get so drunk and reckless that you fall on your face and get a black eye.

Dude 1: You were so hammered last night, your eye is pretty bad.

Dude 2: Yea I really hope its not too noticeable by tomorrow.

Dude 1: Trust me, it wont be. You totally got Mackenzied last night!

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