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oh what can i say about this bitch. she is an underated sister. she is the real interpretation of cinderella she loves to clean-clean-clean and fuckinh clean, she can never leave a gals night without cleaning everyones mess up. she gets these hyper moments when she is drunk where she just flops and dances about. public service announcement: you dont want to piss offf rhiannon or she WILL KILL YOU, anyway moving swiftly on she is a big mood and she has a hot dad BIG ALAN, she is also a twin but shes the prettier one obvs. she is hated by her french teacher and she is not afraid to start a feud with people of authority. she is a fearless queen and can beat your bitch ass up.
"mary dear, im thinking of changing your nickname"
" oh lord catherine change to what !"
" im changing it to RHIANNON POTTS"
" em why catherine"
" cause your one spoooky bitch"
SHERIDAN ARMOUR * sings in Alexander Hamilton tune* tries to be humble but she knows she can fucking sing. SHE IS ONE DUMB whore. wishes she was the fifteen year old Elle woods. can be one moody cow when she has her period. she makes constant musical references and its lowkey annoying. she is a petit lil bean and is becomes 50x more sensitive when she is drunk.she is a big mood and is a messy bitch. she is so needy and loves spooning. likes to forget that boys think shes hot and tries to stay humble by denying it lol:} she loves male attention but will NEVEER admit to it. has fucked up dreams that confuse everyone. she is a bad listener, has a short attention span and likes to doze in and out of conversations, Sheridan you need that fixed. she is very sexist and skrts away from confrontation. she would be a great mother but her wains would have some serious issues.
"OMG CHLO your so fucking dumb, your turning into SHEZZ ARMOUR"
"whoa cathy im sorry i will try to remember next time"
" its okay dont be sensitive about it or you will turn into her!"
" haha lol i would never!!"
an UNPREDICTABLE shishter :} she lowkey has an attitude problem and her insolance knows no bounds and if you need anyone to give the stank face shes your gal! she spends long endless hours searching for dank memes to squirm and cackle over. she has clean cut eyebrows and when she laughs she looks like she has squirted lemon juice in her eyes but in a extremely good way. she is easily triggered by ginger-touching-muscle-men-stealing gorls and she loves a good feud and she always comes out of her battles with a teary-eyed smile. she is a beautiful specimen and is one a quest to find a daddy. i personally would rate 8 broccolis out of 10.
" barry we need to have a serious chat"
" DANTE YOU NEED TO CHILL YOU MAD AMY HALLER"
" aMy HaLLeR huh"
" im soory that i offeneed you barry"
" its okay i still love you"
* and they ran off into the sunset*
lowkey ginger, commonly known as a man stealer/whoure. has serious anger issues and be easily triggered by any word you say. she claims her hair is just "naturally" getting darker, but we all know that she has being dyeing her hair just like her eyebrows. obsessed with people who are foreign/asian and cant get enough of applying many layers of tan.
" bridget! u need to calm down or else you are going to turn into JENNIFER HARKINS!!"
" shalissa i would never"
Lowkey ginger, has anger problems, when described can be commonly know as a man-stealer or whore. Can be easily triggered and she is a party-animal who loves to fake tan. She claims her hair is naturally going darker but we all know she dyes it just like her eyebrows
â god Bridget ur pulling a Jennifer harkinsâ
â what on gods earth do you mean Janetâ
â your getting too angry u uncultured swineâ
who the fuck is Lauren Steele anyway HUH. has a junkie mom alter ego and lives the most luxury lifestyle consisting of koka noodles and gucci shoes. loves a new purchase on pretty little thing and loves a good layer of cocoa brown fake tan. such an organised whore and likes to piss off dora by endlessly cracking herback in class. is secretly hiding a little leprechaun who helps improve her irish accent. has little pet names for her friends which are lowkey cute and creepy. loves her own reflection and has lucid dreams where she chops her hair off. she becomes one hell of a party animal and loves any opportunity to drink a can of soop and is honestly the best person to get pished with.and i think she will be going to an insane aslyum in her near future.
" whoa kellyanne your looking like LAUZ STEELE "
" what do you mean rebecca?"
" well your looking very pretty but.... "
"BUT WHAT REBECCA"
"you look like your going criminally insane"
"oh well thanks"
" your welcome kellyanne"