Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.

“Hey bro lemmie get some butter I’m hungry for some condiments”

“Shure bro”

*passes butter*

“Bro, this is salted butter”

“Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*

“Thanks bro”
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*

“Why are you crying bro?”

“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”

“Bro...”

Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.

“Bro lemmie hit those condiments”

“Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*

“Thanks bro”
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*

“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*