Clenched potato

A woman who won't give up the wookie hole. Like a baked potato cut down the middle and then squeezed back so you can't add the butter, sour cream, and accoutrements because it's closed for business.

That bitch was a regular clenched potato after watching the Bill Burr Netflix special.

The Catalina Eddie

The Catalina Eddie is when the woman spreads her butt cheeks and the man rests his penis in between. Like the fog enveloping the horizon off the coast.

Ima give you ' The Catalina Eddie' when we get home mister (said after drinking a minimum of two bottles of wine).

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