Computer Cutie

A girl who looks good on myspace and/or facebook but is hideous in real life. A dime that turns out is a whale or something of that sort. Similar the 40 yard fakeout but through a computer screen.

Damn son, I went to meet Tanya from myspace, but turns out she was a computer cutie. I ran like hell.

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salt tablet

A salt tablet is a cure-all, mainly in men's sports. No matter what a man's injury, a salt tablet is one of three options available to a man to cure this injury.
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it

Player: Coach i think i broke my leg!
Coach: Take a salt tablet and get back in there!

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paper bag pretty

paperbag pretty is another term for a butterface.

The paperbag is used to induce beauty upon the face which is extremely lacking.

Guy 1: Damn son, you see that girl bangin body?
Guy 2: Yeah but look at her face, that girl is paper bag pretty.

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dunta-dunts

1. n - Underwear which is extremely small or tight fitting especially to the crotch reigion.
2. n - Nut huggers, witey tighties, itty bitty draws, banana hammoks, or bikinis.
3. n - That which any man should not wear in public.

Guy: Im wearin my dunta dunts.
Girl: Dunta dunts?
Guy: Dun-ta Duuuuuuuuuuuuunt!!!!
Girl: Ewwww... Nut huggers!

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pickup line

A corny line theoretically used to pick up women.

Most Interesting Man In the World (according to Dos Equis)

"Pickup lines - there is a time and a place fore that. The time is never. You can figure out the place."

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mims

A wack ass rapper from no damn where who makes ignorant ass jungle music that simply backs up my man Nas when he said Hip hop is dead. MIMS has recieved instant fame because of his wack ass, busted ass, sorry ass, punk ass, bitch ass, faggot ass, gay ass, stupid ass, retarded ass, ignorant ass, fake ass, no brain havin ass, sorry ass sounds that have been packaged and distributed disguised as music.

His music is played by 16 year old white girls in their Convertable Bugs and honda civics in their high school parking lots so that they can appear "gangster" by listening to some watered down no skill havin negro who disgraces the rest of the black community more than the Jerry Curl.

MIMS: I could make a mil sayin nothin on the track
Me: YOU DOIN IT!

MIMS is the only rapper with a vocabulary smaller than that of Mike Jones or Lil John

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honda civic

a reasonably priced economy car designed for excellent reliability and fuel efficiency.
these vehicles are often riced out by adding obnoxious subwoofers, rims, neon, tint, and fartcans
the term can also be used in conjunction with any other model of vehicle from any other manufacturer to describe the excessive ricing of that vehicle, especially american vehicles that should never be riced.

Damn look at that thing, huge ass wing, clear taillights, neon, ugly tint, big subs, and fartcans, that thing is just a regular honda civic mustang.

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